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Saturday, 26 May 2012

You talkin' to me?

It really bugs me when my friends tell me I watch too many movies! My friend Tim actually thinks I'm getting badly influenced by gangster/cop movies, which is RIDICULOUS! Here's a conversation I had with him yesterday. 

TIM
You've been watching too many gangster movies recently.

THE KID 
Shut the fuck up you punk ass motherfucker. 

TIM 

That's my point.

THE KID 

What?

TIM 

You're watching too many. You need to get out more. You're obsessed.

THE KID
Tim, I don't know what you're talking about. 

TIM 

Seriously, you are! I was talking to Stephanie the other day and---

THE KID 

She ratted on me? She fucking ratted on me? 

TIM

Ratted on you?

THE KID

She don't know who she's dealing with. 

TIM

Um, okay? 

THE KID

What?

TIM 

Do you not realize how you're speaking?

THE KID

I'm just speaking normally. 

TIM 

Well no, you're not. 

THE KID 

Why are you talking to me like that?

TIM

I'm concerned about you.

THE KID

You're looking out for me, I respect that. Thing you gotta know brother; is there are two types of people in this world. And one day you've got to wake up and decide who you are, whether you're gonna live or die. 

TIM

What are you talking about?

THE KID

Who you working for?

TIM 

You're sounding schizophrenic.

THE KID 

WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR? Tell me or I'll----

TIM 

Why are you pointing a banana at my head?

THE KID 

Yeah yeah you just keep laughing. I'll be back, motherfucker. 

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4 comments:

  1. Haha .. Fucking awesome post :P

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  2. Loved that, loved that, LOVED THAT.

    Plus, I can seriously identify. :)

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  3. Fantastic, I love this. Laughed until I peed my pants. (not really) x

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  4. Tee hee! This made me chuckle.

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