1. To truly succeed with self-help, do what has worked for others.
2. Visualize what you want, unless you want visualization. In which case visualize visualization.
3. Follow The Bible (unless it takes a left when approaching Orlando).
4. If you believe it, you can have it, unless someone else believed they can have it, in which case toss a coin.
5. Be grateful, especially for the word grateful, which was originally going to be called Frackendoplleflaff (the K is silent, due to trauma).