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Monday, 20 December 2010

The Home Alone Conversation

KID
Did you watch it?

CARL
Yeah.

KID
Are you going to watch the second one?

CARL
Yeah, probably, but it's longer.

KID
And it has the bird woman.

CARL
I hate the bird woman.


KID
Everyone hates the bird woman. Shall I edit her out?

CARL
What do you mean?

KID
I'll do an edit of the film and cut out 
the bird woman.
 
CARL
Will it make any sense?

KID
Do you care?

CARL
Cut out the bird woman.

KID
Anything else?

CARL
Can you add stuff in?

KID
I'm not shooting a sequel, I'm just cutting out
the boring bits.

CARL
Could you add in the Fuller Pepsi bit from the first
movie and the scene when he's running away
from the van full of teenagers?

KID
What van full of teenagers?

CARL
When he's wearing leg braces.

KID
That isn't Home Alone.

CARL
I didnt say it was.

KID
You want me to do an edit of Hone Alone 2 with
a scene from Forrest Gump?

CARL
It'd be fun.

KID
This is quite a lot of work and it'll make no sense.

CARL
Then keep the version with the bird lady.

KID
I'll put in Forrest with the leg braces.

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7 comments:

  1. Funny! I have to admit that I always liked the bird lady, though. :)

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  2. LOL! I would love to see the re-edit.

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  3. My son is obsessed with Home Alone this holiday season! He describes it as, "Dat movie, where dat boy, shoots dat guy in da PENIS!!" He never ceases to laugh, no matter how many times he sees those robbers get what's coming to them!

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  4. the bird lady is so-o-o-o shit. namely because rather than the misunderstood helpful snow-shoveller... the bird lady ACTUALLY is mad. she is a tramp!! Very few tramps are loving mothers. I want to see bird-lady shooting up somen heroin or talking agressively on the metro having just downed a bottle of white lightning.

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  5. "1, 2, 3, merry Christmas you filly animal" lol XD

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