So what do you do exactly?
I work hard every single day to follow my dreams, to develop myself to be the very best I can be. What do you do?
Are you sure you are what the industry is looking for?
No, that's what's so exciting about it! I have no idea!
Did you hear about that guy who made a film for $1 and got into Cannes? Have you thought of doing that?
I heard about it, that's amazing. There's also a guy who made a film for $50million and didn't get into Cannes, I'd like to do that as well!
Any progress with your films yet?
Every day I'm progressing, even on the days it's going horribly wrong! I had no idea you were interested in progress-- what can you teach me about it?
Are you famous yet?
I hope not!
Why are you still working here?
It's helping me support the career that I am so outrageously, crazily, obsessively in love with. Is that why you're still here too?
Do you want to hear my idea about a a Sci-Fi film about the devil and death and life and vampires and good versus evil where the devil plays chess and did you know my idea is totally amazing and original?
Sure! Write out a full treatment and email it to me, great.
Are you talented enough?
It's been a year already and you're not famous yet, shouldn't you consider a career change?
You're so good at these questions, maybe you could be a journalist!
Oh you're an actor? I know a girl who is an actor and she's only been able to get a Herpes commercial so far?
Cool. At least she didn't get Herpes.
You do know that hundreds of women try out for those parts, right?
Oh no, really!? I thought it was just me! Now I know those rejections aren't so personal!
Have you ever thought about making a film that people actually want to watch?
You mean, like a Transformers movie? I'll give it a go, if you want.
Have I seen you in anything?
I've been fortunate enough so far to do great work that hasn't been big, international stuff. I'm worried that one day I might be 'a star', then I'd have to deal with all the stuff that comes with it!
You know that EVERYONE wants to direct features, right?
Wow, I didn't know. But that's great! Maybe they'll start making much better films than we have at the moment.
Are you still trying to make films?
I like that you use the word trying. I always forget how much I try. What a great quality! Thank you for reminding me, that was really kind of you.
And how old are you again?
I'm [age]. And
Why don't you get a real job?
Are you rich yet?
[To an actor] So that means you make a living at lying, right?
Whatever my answer, how do you know I'm telling the truth?