Wednesday 8 February 2012

Broken Heart


It's so matter of fact. Eddie is saying "It's okay, I have a broken heart, that's all, I'll deal with it."

That's exactly how it is in real life, but art rarely captures the feeling. Ask a screenwriter to write a scene about a broken heart; or ask a singer to sing a song, and you'll get the dramatics, the worst-day-ever scenario.

That's why people love Eddie Vedder, he's a true artist, and he goes a different way. 'Broken Heart' is numb, simple, to the point.

I'm alright.
It's alright.
It's just a broken heart.

When I'm directing actors, I often say something along the lines of "The dialogue already tells the story, so you don't need to add to it." The point being, if the line is "I have a broken heart", you don't need to act broken-hearted, you have the opportunity to go another way. You can say you're broken hearted, but show that you're confused, or distracted, or pretending to be happy. That's why soap operas are boring -- they give you the information and then they dramatise it. They give you the sum, they tell you what it adds up to, and then they give you the 'how to' manual and make you watch it on repeat six times.

The greatest artists go a different way. That's why Billy Wilder was famously known for mixing the sweet with the sour. That's why Robert Downey Jr is at the top of the industry. Watch him in "A Guide To Recognizing Saints" or in "Ally McBeal", he plays it AGAINST the scene. When he's talking to Ally, if they're having a romantic moment, he's troubled. If they're in a fight, he's light-hearted. Isn't that just like life? We're rarely the sum total of the things we're going through. Someone can be heading into surgery feeling wonderful, and someone else can be depressed while sitting in five star luxury.


A broken heart is worst the first time. You're not prepared for it, you thought everything was going to be magical. The second time, your heart breaks and you get ruined again. Any time after that, you're numb, it's just another state of being. Bored, hungry, chirpy, inspired, confused, broken-hearted. It's just like anything else. Be aware enough and you can spot a heart-break coming. You can plan for it six months in advance.

Don't mind me, just let me be,
My eyes so far away,
I don't need no sympathy,
The word gets over played.

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Tuesday 7 February 2012

Diablo Cody's Female Perspective

When 'Bridesmaids' came out, everyone was talking about how it was going to change the industry. The hype was crazy, and there were articles aplenty with patronising questions, along the lines of "can a woman carry a movie?" and "can women be funny?".

The film industry is male dominated. People often challenge this notion by listing a bunch of films that star women, or by explaining that Kathryn Bigelow won an Oscar for directing 'The Hurt Locker'. These examples prove the point. If I said to you "Name ten great movies that have men in the leading roles," it would be easy, because nearly all films do.

While 'Bridesmaids' got the press coverage, pushing the fact that the cast were all women, it is writer's like Diablo Cody who are doing the real work to show us how we've been missing the voice of an entire gender for most of cinematic history. It's not that 'Young Adult' is a particularly brilliant film, although it is very good. What makes it stand apart from nearly every American film I've ever seen, is how strongly written Charlize Theron's character 'Mavis' is. I feel like I am watching a woman from a woman's point of view, and it's not buried in a 'woman's genre'. This is new territory. It is also worth noting that Jason Reitman directed this, as well as 'Juno'. He is tapping into a reservoir of talent that has, for the most part, been disregarded over the years.


Cody's writing is refreshing and unique. The structure and pacing of the film is expertly crafted. Mavis (Charlize Theron) has a goal, to win back Buddy (Patrick Wilson) -- and that is her (and the film's) only concern. She drives back to the town she grew up in, to win him back, and is remarkably nonplussed about the impact it might have on his marriage or newborn child.

The intriguing thing about the movie is that it's clear that the character's goal is doomed right from the beginning. It's like she's purposefully heading into a car crash. Even though I've never been a woman, nor have I tried to break up a marriage, I relate to her. Why? Because there's something beautifully human about her. A side of humanity we've all been at one time or another. Diablo Cody writes very subtle moments into the film where Mavis shows her vulnerability, where we realise she's not a careless bitch, just human. Just struggling. It occurred to me; I've not seen this too many times before, not with a female lead.

When people speak about the lack of women in leading roles, the comeback from those who disagree is often that "we have enough chick-flicks as it is". The view being, of course, that women just like to watch (and make) "Chick flicks". The intriguing thing about Diablo Cody is that two of her films, "Juno" and "Young Adult" have been about having babies; yet, they've not been predictable or chick-flick-ish at all. You may think that "Young Adult" is not about having a baby -- but when you see the film, there'll be a startling moment towards the end when you realise that it is hugely about that very thing.

"Juno" was her break-out hit, a mini-masterpiece. "Jennifer's Body" was average at best. "Young Adult" was subtle and intriguing. These three films, while not necessarily better or worse than films that would have been made by her male counterparts; do show a unique female voice. They leave us wondering, who else is out there like her? How different could the future of cinema look? We're ready.

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Feedback: Creative Stuckness

Re: Creative Stuckness.


DONNA: You know, I post comments on blogs sometimes all day long. I can't tell you how impressed I am that you not only replied, but replied with style and content and sincerity. I don't know how long it might take me to finish my novel, but I will eventually. I promise myself that. BUT, thanks to your reply, I got a little motivation and actually finished a children's book I've been playing around with for months. Yeah, it needs work and I'll have to talk my 19 year old daughter into doing some illustrations for me, but I'm excited about it and it motivated me to start thinking about my novel again, so thanks. From the bottom of my heart.


LUCKY PUNK - I love your advice on Nothing Time, and also your kind responses to everyone. It would be so easy to be cruel and horribly funny about people's procrastination problems, but you chose to be actually helpful...

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Monday 6 February 2012

Film Pitching With My Friend Carl

EXT. LONDON - NIGHT
THE KID and CARL are walking through the snow covered city streets.

THE KID 
I have a film I really want to make. 

CARL
Go on. 

THE KID
It's like a typical rom-com. Ashton Kutcher and, uhh-- I dunno, who's a typical rom-com girl? Anna Faris?

CARL 
Who is that?

THE KID
How about -- um.... 

CARL 
Jenny.

THE KID
Jenny who?

CARL 
What are we talking about?

THE KID
My film idea. Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl. 

CARL 
Sounds like a good idea. 

THE KID 
I haven't given you the idea yet. 

CARL
Okay. 


THE KID 
It's a typical rom-com. Heigl works for a publisher in New York. Kutcher is in the music business. And Heigl is telling her friend about her dating woes. 

CARL 
What is the friend's name?

THE KID
Jenny.

CARL 
Great name. 

THE KID 
It's a typical rom-com, totally normal, set in New York, and Heigl is explaining her dating problems to Jenny. 

CARL 
Did she text you back?

THE KID
Who?

CARL
That girl.

THE KID
(agitated) 
I'm trying to tell you my film idea. 

CARL 
I thought you were finished. 

THE KID 
Totally normal rom-com. Broad comedy, blandly lit --- and then, 14 minutes in, the best friend ---

CARL
(cutting in)
Jenny.

THE KID
Gets kidnapped. There's a big struggle and she's kidnapped. And then it's not mentioned for the rest of the movie. 

CARL 
I like it. 

THE KID
The rom-com carries on as normal -- I mean, there was an unfortunate kidnapping, so Heigl loses her buddy, but it carries on as if nothing happened, never brought up again -- totally conventional rom-com, apart from the 14th minute. 

CARL 
Did she text you back?

THE KID
No. 

CARL 
Okay. 

THE KID 
OR----- normal rom-com, totally as expected -- and then 54 minutes in, Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl get kidnapped. So the story ends there. 

CARL 
And it cuts to credits? 

THE KID
No. We get thirty minutes of board meetings in the publishing house, and stuff happening at the record company.

CARL
Just everyday office stuff. 

THE KID
But with no lead characters -- just their workplaces, going about things without them. But the story ended--

CARL
On the 54th minute. 

THE KID 
Precisely. 

CARL 
Why didn't she text you back?

THE KID 
She never texts me back. 

CARL 
I think that means she likes you. 

THE KID 
When I pitch the film idea, I'll leave out the parts about the kidnapping. 

CARL 
It's snowing again.

THE KID
Oh is that what it is?

CARL 
Yes. 

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Name Dropping

I met with a producer today. He's raising money for a project. He dropped every name under the sun, and even used the phrase, "I'm good friends with Harvey Weinstein." Did he really think he'd get away with that? 

Apparently Gary Oldman is attached to the project, and Megan Fox is interested. 

Yet he was looking at me to invest money. 

I don't have any money. And the business partner I was with has precious little as well.

So how to inspire us?

Name dropping is not how we roll. 

But I got a real insight. Because this is how it's done. People buy into it. You say "We have Bill Nighy attached," and when production begins, it doesn't matter that he's not there, because the investors fell for it. There's always the "unforeseen scheduling conflict" excuse further down the line. 

You can share huge passion about your project, but that means nothing compared to saying that David Beckham will be attending your premiere.

It's amazing to me how excited people get by name dropping. You might think it's about legitimacy, about showing people serious industry names are involved, but that's rarely it. It's more about feeling like you're in the loop, that you'll get to be at the cool table.

Something happens in the brain at the promise of a celebrity. The neuroscience guys should study this. People lose all reason.



Having established names in your film helps in numerous ways, that's undeniable. What I'm talking about, is those people you have a meeting with who, without prompting, reel off a list of A-list actors and producers who are clambering to be involved in their project. 

Anyone with any sense can smell it a mile off, yet still these fools permeate the industry. Why? Well, probably because they're not fools at all, because the name dropping, much to my chagrin, seems to completely work.


You don't have to know Harvey Weinstein. You don't need Megan Fox's number stored in your phone. You just have to pretend, it'll impress people. 

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