2. Develop a sudden interest in world news.
3. Drink tea.
4. Get so engrossed in reading a Wikipedia article about UFOs that you completely forget you were even thinking about writing a script.
5. Look at pictures of Megan Fox.
6. Look at pictures of Monica Bellucci.
7. Write a letter to both of their agents, with a pitch for a film, starring them - with a clause that you get final say on costume.
8. Write the words 'YOU FUCKING SUCK AT WRITING' in big, italic letters.
9. Develop a fascination with really uninteresting people on your Facebook friends list.
10. Blog.
