If a friend, family member, colleague, or cute member of the opposite sex (or same sex, dependent on your orientation, or mood that day) and asks you to go and see the film "HALL PASS" --- please use the following sentence:
"The Kid In The Front Row has given me a Hall Pass for HALL PASS, which means I don't have to go."
Immediately after this sentence, turn towards the nearest exit and walk, fast. It'll be okay.
