The Home Alone Conversation

KID
Did you watch it?

CARL
Yeah.

KID
Are you going to watch the second one?

CARL
Yeah, probably, but it's longer.

KID
And it has the bird woman.

CARL
I hate the bird woman.

KID
Everyone hates the bird woman. Shall I edit her out?

CARL
What do you mean?

KID
I'll do an edit of the film and cut out the bird woman.
 CARL

Will it make any sense?

KID
Do you care?

CARL
Cut out the bird woman.

KID
Anything else?

CARL
Can you add stuff in?

KID
I'm not shooting a sequel, I'm just cutting out
the boring bits.

CARL
Could you add in the Fuller Pepsi bit from the first
movie and the scene when he's running away
from the van full of teenagers?

KID
What van full of teenagers?

CARL
When he's wearing leg braces.

KID
That isn't Home Alone.

CARL
I didnt say it was.

KID
You want me to do an edit of Hone Alone 2 with
a scene from Forrest Gump?

CARL
It'd be fun.

KID
This is quite a lot of work and it'll make no sense.

CARL
Then keep the version with the bird lady.

KID
I'll put in Forrest with the leg braces.

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